Pre-View of QuantaCorp Report for Future

A Preview of QuantaCorp.'s Holographic Annual Report, 2034 by J. B.
Pravda

Page ii, A Global Letter from the Probability Amplitude Officer, Garnon
the Amplifier
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Greetings to All, Particular &; Potential:

As you can see, we have reached our goal of featuring all possible
appearances---as well as enhancing colorizations---for yours truly with
this year's virtual version; having transmogrified last year from flesh
to photonic display, "I" am particularly gratified to have been renewed
as your PAO for another five year term [many thanks for the virtual
bouquets sent to my disposer, whose Universal Repository Net (U.R.N.)
is my most comfortable new housing].

This temporal unit of 2034 promises even greater achievements than
last; to identify just a few slated for activation: 1/the creation of a
multidimensional U.R.N. system which will, for the first 'time', in
what has increasingly become a time-less cosmic reality, tap the
literally endless resources of all sentient beings which have ever
'existed' in carnal forms of one type or another, whose consciousness
will be accessible to QuantaCorp's many divisions of information
packaging (yes, this means that 'Shakespeare'?, our newly-acquired
consciousness packet, will dominate the Tonys for years to come!, not
to mention the spectacularly interesting perspectives from those
curious Flatlanders from Dimension 7); 2/Packaged travel to any of the
nearly thousands of galaxies in our supercluster, at affordable
probe-mounted prices (no competition is expected here for at least the
next quarter-millenium, thanks to the guys and gals in legal and
physics----don't ask me how they do it!); and 3/Holographix?
PersonaCloners, for those many---pun intended--- occasions when not
just one of you, or, for that 'matter', one 'kind' of you, will do!
(Note: Legal has done it again, having signed to a millennial
intellectual property deal the entity formerly known as C.G. Jung
him---it---self!).

And that's just for openers; on behalf of all of 'us' here at
QuantaCorp permit me to thank you for your continuing confidence in our
credo: "Carbon copies were never like this!"

Eternally yours,

Garnon
PAO
QuantaCorp