Tanked Up

I am not drunk, but do have a tank.

(Okay, I lied, I'm drunk as well.)

While the police look up the penal code

which prohibit panzers in built up areas,

I pancake them flat.

I mortar blast the town hall

and laughing gas the gaggle of youthz

sneering there.

I give lifts to grannies who moan

when I don't drive fast enought.

Out the way, you Sherman Tankers,

the panzer panther coming to flatten

your borough soon.