Oh. I see.

"Something terrible has happened to me...I've been most cruelly
abused!"

Why? What happened? Are you ok?

"Not at all...I mean at first I was furious, and I mean, if the genders
were reversed, this would be a serious matter. But now I've taken some
pilly things I'm all calm again. But it was terrible...I'm being made
out to be the bad guy here..."

Oh no! What's wrong? Please tell me...
If it's any consolation, I'm always here to have a rant at...

"I've been unconcious for 18 hours, following last night...it has been
said that I got off with Cat...as I said, I've been most cruelly
abused. And everyone has taken her side. She's been telling everyone
now how we're just more than good friends...and even Christian took her
side...he came round after a bit though."

Oh...I, er, I see. And, umm, what do you say to all of this?

"Well I don't think it actually happened, but I did have one too many
tequilas last night. And this now makes it so so complicated with the
person I am actually interested in. I could never see Cat in that way
at all. Plus, I'm meant to be going off to Oslo this week to see
Marie..."

Ah...
Does this person... I mean, is she....is she at University too?

"No, she is remote, which perhaps makes this situation a little easier.
But still, its all very complicated..."

Well. The way I see it, it must be either Izzy or Marie then.

" Izzy? Well, she's bloody remote seeing as she's in
Johannesburg....and no...anyway, I've got to be going. Plenty of stuff
to pack up for tomorrow..."

(And in those few moments, I knew what it was to have my heart
break.)