Laughlin Nevada

Laughlin Nevada

I had never been to Laughlin and decided
to go up for the weekend.
I ask my girlfriend to come along with me,
she said no” I weigh a hundred and 20 lb,
they have too many buffets there and I don't want to gain any more weight, you go and have fun.
I made a few phone calls and got a room at the Riverside Casino for this evening and a
few days. So I gathered a few things together tossed them into a suitcase, cranked up my
car and headed on out.
I figured it would take around three hours to get there.
After three and a half hours I arrived in Laughlin. I checked in and everything was going great.
I walked through the Casino out through the large sliding glass doors out on to the River Walk. The walkway runs along behind all the Casinos there.
Near the sliding glass doors outside alongside the walkway they have a bulletin board that shows you all the different things that’s going on in the Riverside Casino.
As I walked over to it, looking at it up and down, this man and woman walked over and
said, excuse me would you have an idea who has the largest and best buffet through out all the Casinos here.
I turned slowly to try and answer their question, I was amazed how heavy the both of them were, she seemed to be around 300 lbs. and he looked close to 400 lbs.
I told them I just asked this woman a little while ago” about who had the best buffets.
She was real nice, her name was Carolyn.
Her opinion was that the Edge Water or here
in the Riverside were both real good and had
a big variety to choose from.
They said oh really and mumbled a few words back-and-forth to their self and turned back
to me and thanked me for the information.
As they walked away they were both so large
it was almost funny watching them walk.
They both had on baggy clothes, she with a silky mumu dress and as she walked, her butt waddled like two balloons filled with water rubbing together.
As I was watching her butt bouncing from one side to the other, she dropped her purse,
and as she struggled to bend over to grab it her butt spread so wide it scared me.
It looked like an airport landing field but I couldn't stop looking as she raised back up
she turned her head toward me with a big smile and winked at me. “Whoooo” that
scared me”......
The third day I gathered my stuff together and packed it all and checked out.
Once checked out and before getting my car from the valet parking, I thought I would try out the breakfast buffet myself before leaving the Casino.
After standing in line for a short while, I finally was seated at a table and gathered all my breakfast on one plate.
As I was eating my breakfast I see the two heavy people that I ran into other day on the River walk, coming down from the buffet line to sit at this empty table across from me.
They see me sitting there and said” very happily that they appreciate me telling them about the buffet’s in the two Casino's.
We ate in this one here the other morning and also last night, it’s just great.
His wife said I grabbed three or four extra bagels and cream cheese for later on when we are in our room for a little snack and she giggled.
As they stood in front of me at my table talking to me, they were both holding two large plates, one in each hand overflowing with food.
They were just having alot of fun and enjoying all the food.
As they both went for seconds I finished and went out into the Casino and gambled for Just a short while.
I heard this noise come from behind me while
at the blackjack table. As I turned around it was them, coming down between the slot machines and brushing against a few of the chairs knocking them over as they walked side by side along the machines.
I cashed in the few chips I had left with the dealer and told him ok, I’m out of here I’m going home now. I had allot of fun, Thanks.
The blackjack dealer said to me jokingly”
stay away from those buffets” I said oh ya
for sure.
Getting out to the valet parking I waited for my car to pull up. I see the two heavy people working their way to get inside their little car, which was a small Volkswagen.
He was holding a large Subway sandwich and she had a large bag of potato chips.
Once they were inside and started to drive away, the Valet girl pulled up in my car and said thank you sir for staying at the Riverside Casino.
I looked at the name tag on her shirt, I said” Nan, you see that small Volkswagen over there pulling away? It went so low to the ground once they got in it, it took me back to the early fifties when allot of the young people would lower the front and back of their cars to be cool at that time.
She giggled a little bit and said oh that’s those two large people that said they are going to come here quite often, I said for the gambling? That's what I asked them also.
They said, “oh yeah for sure’’………

A Little Humor By….Norman Clifford