No Such Thing

There once was a retarded dog
Who hid away in the fog
He was one of a kind
And this peom is blind
So there's no such thing as this dog

There once was a cheerful cat
Who was extremely fat
he played on his drum
and this poem is dumb
So there's no such thing as this cat

There once was a chubby bunny
Who thought he was very funny
He made fun of cupid
And this poem is stupid
So there's no such thing as this bunny

There once was a cute hamster
Who loved getting presents from Santa
He always ate mash
this poem is a crash
So there's no such thing as this hamster

I sit here and write this poem
And the reason is still unknown
I'm very energetic
And this poem's pathetic
But don't leave without rating my poem