Vena Cava

Vena Cava

I stood before the great big cave.
A voice said, "Come in, I'll not mistreat you.
I go in at the sign of a friendly wave.
"Wear this spare sheepskin coat and I think you'll find that it will
centrally heat you."

I stood before the man with the beard.
He said, "Oh dear my sun, you look befuddled.
You have a question, no don't tell me..."
He smiled a great big smile.
"Here's your answer me lad...

The world and all that is in it belong
To those that pronounce of-den
With a d."

I need know no more.

But still...

What of the t's? I need know still more.

"Twats, the lot of 'em."

Well, that tol' me.

I stood before the man with the beard.
He said, "now vacate this cave system, with it's amazing collection of
stalagmites and stalactites, and ponder my message."

I stood before the great big cave.
Confused and apprehensive...
Fucking hippies,
I was alright before I went in.