GODZILLA

COMPENSATION CLAIM

You say your home was trashed in mid-pursuit
Of a madman wearing a rubber dinosaur suit
But we regret, despite the hurt you must feel
That the monster you saw was in fact real.
You'll appreciate that it's an unlikely occurrence
And one for which we don't pay out house insurance.
Read the small print on your policy.
(It's on the microdot, plain to see)
You're not covered against 'Acts Of Godzilla'
Or any damage caused by Magilla Gorilla.,
We're sorry their rampage has made you bereft,
And we sincerely hope that there's something left.
Because you've been such good clientele,
And things right now aren't going so well,
If you increase your premiums today
We'll send you discount vouchers for a week's holiday.
So while things just now look bleak and dark,
Just think of the fun you'll have at Jurassic Park.

Arthur Chappell