High Moon

It was high moon in the deserted streets
Of a one-horse town where we agreed to meet,
Just the two of us, man to woman, face to face,
Ready to make our first embrace - when suddenly
The sheriff rushed out and tried to break it up
So I shot him ( Twas the only sensible thing to do
( Although she says she shot him first, which isn't true,
but it is typical! She always has to go one better
( Anyway, she missed, and hit the deputy
( I wrote a song about that called,
"Leila Shot The Deputy" )))).