Angry Bill and Sheila the healer

S. Hello Bill how are you?
B. I'm ok thanks, not too bad, and you?
S. I'm great, but you do look kind of angry.
B. I look kind of angry do I? Why the fuck do you always have to do that?
S. Do what?
B. Well everyone knows I'm angry Bill don't they. So why state the fuckin obvious? Of course I'm fuckin angry, you know that!
S. No I dont.
B. Do you read the news papers or watch the news? Do you know what's going on in this mental world?
S. I don't really read newspapers or watch the news no.
B. Well you fuckin should, then you wouldn't wonder why I'm so fuckin angry. This world is fucked up by people like you walkin around in a fuckin dream world, you got you're little Bo peep diploma in some fuckin bullshit therapy, and think you're gonna change the world by smiling at everyone.
S. But surely if we all learn to be more peaceful we'll ….
B. Shut the fuck up will you! Peaceful? Are you that stupid that you think there can be peaceful people cos' I don't honestly see much evidence of it in the world I live in.
S. What world is that Bill?
B. The real fuckin world Sheila, not the same one as you obviously!
S. Oh dear Bill.
B. Oh fuckin dear!? What the fuck does that mean? Oh fuckin dear!
S. I feel sad for you Bill, I feel sorry that you cant share with me the love I feel . I…
B. Get the fuck out of here now, Jesus if you were a man I'd fuckin slap you're chops for you.
S. He he he
B. What are you fuckin laughing at?
S. Sorry, would you like me to massage you're feet?
B. Fuck off!
S. I'll massage you're feet and you'll feel better.
B. I don't want to feel better I feel ok the way I am. I'm angry, I like being angry, anger helps me deal with all the bullshit I see going on all around me day after day. All the greedy fucking corporations taking over the fuckin world while people starve to death. The bullshit the politicians talk all the time, we're fucked Shelia we really are, and you think rubbing my feet will help that, get the fuck out of here.
S. Just try it.
B. No! Fuck off!
S. If you are relaxed it wont change anything out there, but it might make a difference to the way you deal with things.
B. Whaddya mean by that?
S. Well the world will still be the same, but you'll feel more relaxed. If you're more relaxed you may be able to do more to help the situation, whereas at the moment you just seem to rant and rave all the time, hence the name angry Bill.
B. Ok then go on, humour me, lets see what the fuck you can do.

Ten minutes later.

S. Do you like that Bill?
B. Yea I do actually.
S. You do don't you.
B. Yea it feels pretty good I gotta say.
S. You're not getting turned on there by any chance are you?
B. Get out of it.
S. You are aren't you.
B. Maybe.
S. You want me to move a bit higher?
B. Ha ha ha. go on then.
S. You like that ?
B. Course I do . . . . .

5 minutes later

B. Whoa, whoa thats enough.
S. Why, what….?
B. No that's it enough of this bullshit. What are you doing to me? You come round here with you're little Bo-peep outfit on, and you just wanna get hold of my cock don't you? You just wanna get you're hands on angry Bill's old bill….
S. No it's not like that.
B. You've been sent by those assholes down the pub to fuckin wind me up. I fuckin knew it was all a bit dodgy.
S. Bill thats not true this is you're imagination talking to you.
B. Out now!!
S. But Bill.
B. Shelia get the fuck out of here now and don't come back ok?
S. Ok if thats how you want it .

Shelia closes the door as Bill smiles and sits down to think.