U: Autobiography in 60 words

Born. Cried. Walked. Fell. Cried. Six. America. Accident. Cried.
Nine. Peanuts. Swollen. Casualty. Cried. Thirteen. Bass guitar. Rock
star? No chance. Tried not to cry. Sixteen. Girlfriend. Bitch. Cried.
Wrote song. Rock star now? Still no chance. Eighteen. New Zealand. Tan.
Happy. Car crash. Sad. Twenty. University. Told that writing your
autobiography in one word sentences is pretentious. Stopped.