12:40am on CHRISTMAS DAY 2009

I wrote a smashing blog earlier but appear to have lost it. That is possibly the most annoying thing in the world. Where did it go? I posted it!!!

Well I obviously didn't post it but to admit that would be to accept the concept that I could be wrong and that is just not possible is it? If I can be wrong how do I know when I am right? I could be wrong all the time and not know it. I could be making a fool of myself on a daily basis!

Nah... Not me. I couldn't get things wrong so it must be everybody else. Simple. Everyone in the world is insane EXCEPT me! This is a terrible responsibility. Saving the world wasn't what I had in mind for the weekend.

So if I'm infallible who fucked up the blog? Was it immigrants? The homeless? The jobless? I should be able to pin it on one of them. Maybe the obese have a vendetta against me? I try to get fat but I just can't do it. I'M SORRY!!!

C A JONES