Backwards School Rules

Backwards School Rules
By Cassandra Tisdol

Never raise your hands because your teacher's think that's cool,
Always find a way to break the honored classroom rules.
Paper throwing is allowed like fussing with your peers
To listen better, just be sure to put cotton in your ears.
Write on the board with crayons, don't ever use white chalk,
And take your time when in the halls
Please run, and never walk!
The lowest scores is sure to please
So don't try to ace the test,
Your mom will understand it that you did not do your best.
But if in case you have to break any of these backwards rules,
Don't worry, it's not your fault
You acted like a fool.

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