Weather Report

It has been a windy winter in Malmoe. People have had to hold on to
their hats.

At the V-square it was so windy the alcoholics and drug addicts had to
hold on to each other, not to blow away. That is why there are som many
more of them this year, because they hold on to each other, not to blow
away.

It's been so windy the businessmen avoided to pass the R-square because
it happened that their thenchcoats blew away and their wallets came
with it and even their gold watches disappeared. The R-square has
therefore been as good as empty this winter.

At the S-square the wind caused a whole group of Japanese tourists lift
from the ground and moved them to the G-square, without passing the
L-square where the children were doing wild tricks in the ice rink
without moving their limbs.

The Japanese tourists ended up in the fountains at the G-square where
all the water had blowed away and no inhabitants were visible. The
Japanese tourists laughed continously in spite of their damaged cameras
and were finally rescued by the local forces strongest men.

At the D-square the wind has blowed so hard that the green climber on
the Police building let go from the brick wall and swept over the
square like a giant spider web. Thieves and bandites have been really
easy to catch and not even the wrong parkers could slip away in the
fine web.

At the M-square it has blown so hard this winter that the market people
had to cover their vegetables to keep them from blowing away, up to the
laughing seagulls above.

It has been very windy in Malmoe and we are all looking forward to a
better and less windy future.