American Eating

Sweetee pufs, kreem dogs,
so infinitely suggestible, so
crinklable out of shiny packs
(holofoil stripes this month only!).

We want to consume your new lingo -
all munchits and sugarsweetz -
'reconstituted meat product' ; not true enough
but a little too true for us.

Lingering sucrose,
subtle flavinoids - the 'real thing'
to make your teeth tingle; foil contact,
battery acid thrills.

Delish, yummable, gimme-able
what-nots and humbugs;
'valu-paks' for the economically-minded
and astronomically proportioned.

Cram and gorge and satiate -
Wait, no,
never that:
'Are you sure that's all, sir?'

We can throw in a shake for a few cents more,
our delight is to super-size,
our delight is to give you more than you ever knew you could hold.