another one jerks him off

*to be sung to the tune of Queen’s decadent song,
“Another One Bites The Dust”

Barack makes his way into the room
to speak to AIPAC in DC
pandering to every one that he can
offering jokes & smiles (hee hee)
are we happy? are we psyched to die?
have we all got down on our knees,
give a handjob to the leader of
tha biggest nuke stockpile in the middle east?

another one jerks him off
another one jerks him off
and another one jerks, another one strokes,
another one jerks him off
hey, lotion up Netanyahu
so you can jerk him off!

how do you think we’re gonna all survive
with this madman at the wheel?
doesn’t really matter what your answer is
doesn’t matter what you feel
are ya getting this? are ya up ta date?
are ya listening to what they say?
they’re gonna bomb the fuck out of Iran
ALL OPTIONS ARE HERE TO STAY

and another one jerks him off
another one jerks him off
and another one jerks, another one strokes,
another one jerks him off
hey, grip him with both hands n’
jerk Netty Yahoo off!

there are plenty of ways to lie to us
plenty of ways to stir up a frenzy
and it’s not too hard when the media
pushes the perspective of the crazy
we’re not in control if we stay on this course
and this election year
that figurehead behind the podium’s
gonna tell Netty what he wants to hear

another one jerks him off
another one jerks him off
and another one jerks, another one strokes,
another one jerks him off
hey, better get a dirty sock
ta clean up after ya jerk him off.