the cock fight

two very masculine men
in the middle of their showdown
as to gain the affection from
one very feminine woman
as to gain all the pleasures that come
with asserting the dominance in
the animal kingdom
wanted to show the world who had the
biggest penis &
as the “morals” of the 21st don’t allow for
such masculine men to just whip em’ out
in the middle of a public place
so as to let the lady see what she had in store
(as if she had any interest whatsoever in either one of
these pituitary cases),
they did so the customary way
by getting in their big 4x4’s &
vrooming up their engines,
whilst vrooming, they of course had to
start pumping their stereos &
whilst pumping their stereos,
they of course had to start yelling out the window at
the beauty all their stats,
that is, how much they made in a year,
where they lived, what property they owned,
where they saw themselves in 5 years,
if they wanted children, what life they figured
that they could provide for a family,
how big the rock would be for her,
how good the sex would be for her &
of course, where they could go &
what they could do in those years after the kids
had grown up & moved off,
with all the money that they had accrued over the
years.