the PTDBB

when did the
douchebag get his own
beard?
when did the pencil-thin
maintenance of the facial
hair of a male
become something
with which
we walked with our heads
held high?---
first time i saw this
idiot stripe
wrapping round the
larded jowls of a man
was when that fat bastard from
smash mouth
came hopping around
“singing” about being a
“rock star”---
but the douchebag style has
continued &
one wonders where it came
from?
one wonders what women
actually get off when they
see a guy standing in front of
the mirror
preening himself,
snipping all the little hairs away,
buzzing & shaving,
doing his best to leave that
little line to trace whatever
he thinks is a
jawbone---
pity the fool who parades around
with a pencil-thin douchebag
beard---
pity
pity
pity
the
fuck.