Invited to my friend's night out, but l am full of dread.
I cannot stand her boyfriend, he's an arrogant big-head.
My girl is full of life and so vivacious, sexy too.
So why's she entertaining him? Three guesses? I'll tell you
She's very tall
and that's real weird cos he is small
money comin' out her ears
it doesn't bother her that he's not worked in umpteen years
told me that, a hundred times
but that's the reason she stays put, he's got the moves sublime
He makes her 'feel' the things she needs
gives meaning to her bits
So, keep your mouth shut, say nothing
she's pleasured from his lips.
Sometimes when we have alcohol
us women let things slip
She's found someone who'll endlessly spend time around her hips!
It makes my head swim listening, l laugh until l'm sore
she's found the perfect antidote, sex-starved she is no more
So when at parties, boring us, he's going on an' on,
I'll switch to admiration at the tricks done with his tongue ..