My ex has a wife, his third (and last?)
She's younger, Asian and pretty, of course
I got a little message from my son earlier today
with a photo of an infant, and a note to say
'Guess who this is? Her name is Matilda.
Dad's adopted daughter, my new little sister.'
The shock of hearing that this old bloke
who never lifted a finger with his boy, would cope
My son, in his forties, has a sibling to meet
but Thailand's not exactly just along the street.
So the lad's booked a holiday to scoop the baby up
Maybe he'll show Daddy how to give and receive love.
Huh. Good luck with THAT.