Home Read Write Forums Blogs Meat and Two Veg Gets a Health Warning from the Old Constable By drkevinFri, 30 Jan 2026 114 reads Well! What do we have here, young squire? Meat and two veg, out for hire? Is it a gun, ready to fire? A punting pole, stuck in the mire? Away with the sausage, or it's in my fryer! Certificate 15PoemHumourOther FictionMiscellaneous Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments
Meat and Two Veg Gets a Health Warning from the Old Constable By drkevinFri, 30 Jan 2026 114 reads Well! What do we have here, young squire? Meat and two veg, out for hire? Is it a gun, ready to fire? A punting pole, stuck in the mire? Away with the sausage, or it's in my fryer! Certificate 15PoemHumourOther FictionMiscellaneous Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments
