Post-Lockdown
By drkevin
Thu, 25 Mar 2021
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Alex and Amber sat in the Palm Court Hotel waiting for the waitress. The place was heaving with post-lockdown celebrants, hoovering up large quantities of Italian coffee, cream cakes and four course breakfasts. Malicious gossip and wall to wall hypochondria ebbed and flowed, like a turgid ocean, frothing with effluent.
After a long wait, the girl approached in black uniform and full face screen.
"Good afternoon. Can I interest you in any welding?"
A fat man farted.
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