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Wisdom

By drkevin

Sun, 10 Jan 2021
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In these 'ere parts we show true grit.
We're well known for our dry wit.
We don't mind hard work, not one bit.
We call a spade a spade, and a git a git.
When we go tut pub we always spit.
We're reet good at sport, cos we're so fit,
And those who regularly read these rhymes,
Will know I'm talking perfect s---.

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