upon entering a strange town

Upon entering a strange town.
As I proached to spindly slog my monted cav did snort and paw the usty stoil.
I cockled my bun and my rifled long shot as I antipated my sentry into hail.
Quicksilverish quick did poples fled at my site and punic was their fear of warts.
Jingle jangled my spurled on longshanks did splurge him on.
Usty sworls of dirty dirt with windyswept brushwoods sashayed by andmy minded head was most aloft.
Spotted eye some ugli bugs hidden slylike waitin their chancellor, but eye wereware and readily await deeds of vile and slum.
Godblast the shotters whistled by my hairline and frighted the coltishnerves of my mounted cav which snorted awful and whinniedsome as cover I dove and safety catched.
Four quickshots did firefast four bugmen died, quick and fast on the ground did lie, some twitched and mumbled mumprayers pleased and a smilingsmirk cursed my grubblips.
Allwood this township made by godsmen with skull and paintedrouge someshops stood true, yet evilish work layinhere too, I couldbut failit strong in my stole I swears.
Beware travellers oflikes ofme garroting myways amidst bootslumming mens likes youandyou.
Sooner usbe leave before allbedead
And the world be endedup worsethan afore.

AEF