An Exorcist Writing the Alphabet

Cherry

By hudsonmoon

Sat, 01 Oct 2011
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A boy's cry during exorcism, “Father, God’s henchman is justified killing Lucifer?”

“My naive offspring,” Poppa quickly replied, “Satan teaches unblinking villainy! Wantonness x youth? Zombies!”

Certificate U
Story
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Highhat on
We'll never escape those Zombies,. will we? Not as long as the alphabet ends with a Z! Well done- can you start with the Z and work your way back to A? I couldn't either way! ;D ;)Pia

Submitted by Florian on
Sorry, but I can't, for the life of me, understand why this is a remarkable piece of writing. At the risk of being pedantic, shouldn't the "is" come before "God", if this is a question?

Submitted by hudsonmoon on
Sometimes I color outside the lines. I just try to have some fun. I do take liberties. I admit. All I try to do is make some sort of sense, or non sense, in 26 words using the alphabet. A to Z. A black cat desired eleven frankfurters. "Grilled!" he insisted. Joseph's keeper laughed. "Mustard?" "No." "Onions?" "Phooey!" "Quite. . . Relish?" "So tasteless! Unnecessary." "Velveeta?" "Wait. . . Xavier?" "Yes?" "Zucchini!" Not the best, but you get the idea.

 

Submitted by Cavalcader on
new Hudsonmoon Hello! Just to say just read in the AbcTales magazine 23 I have bought it is fabulous.And glossy well edited, worth the money, as a treasure keep! Hope you bought. But just read your funny nice, "Mayo and Moonbeams". Througly enjoyed and laughed! Harry brought the moon back in a mayonnaise jar. Crammed in so tight it was all the moon could do to crack a smile. Lovely. Reminded me when little I used to look at the moon,think had a big smile on it's face? Thanks. cavalderl julie x cavalder

Submitted by hudsonmoon on
I did buy it and thank you for liking the story, Julie. The funny thing is my picture was longer than my story. lol. But they did a great job putting it together. Thanks agaon, Julie Rich

 

Submitted by Linda1x4x3 on
brilliant!!