Let's Fight Like Dogs - With Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuh53-AA70c&t=2s

You know what you know, honey
and I know things, too
don't see eye to eye, lover 
we're two thick-headed fools

so I have an idea, then, sugar
since we're in a bog
'stead of fightin' like people
let us both fight like dogs

let's fight like dogs, then, shall we
no jobs will we need
won't have to think big thoughts
in the streets we will pee

we'll sit in the moonlight, baby
fight all through the night
as soon as we're both done
get it on and sleep tight

I’ll bark you’re a right-wing nut job
deplorable, too
you’ll yelp that I’m spineless
that I haven’t a clue

you'll lap up tequila, darlin'
and I'll lap up rye
then we'll tongue-kiss and make up
'cause we're both really fried

let's fight like dogs, then, shall we
their better than folks
won't have to use big words
at least that’s what I hope

we'll sit in the moonlight, baby
our hearts in a spell
then look at each other 
and wish each were in hell

you’ll growl I'm a left-wing loser
I'll snap Trump's a bum
you’ll snarl he’s a winner
I’ll bark that he’s dumb

you’ll whimper it's fake news, sweetie
I’ll woof, no, it’s true
and if you want some real news
it's that we're gettin' screwed

let's fight like dogs, then, shall we
the streets we will run
and despite all the difference
we'll still have us some fun

we'll sit in the moonlight, baby
like king's on a throne
and the only ass we'll lick
will be our very own

yes, the only ass we’ll lick
will be our very own

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