The Marmite Experience - The Video

You're using far too much! You don't spread it on thick, like peanut butter.  I recommend avocado and marmite on toast.

When you went for a second swipe of the jar, I was wondering if you'd done any rational Marmite research before this endeavour at all. Do your gums itch? Thought so. Bum hurts from laughing. Thank you for sharing that spot of Marmite Gold. Whilst we're on the topic, they do actual gold flecked Marmite. That'd be 400 dollars a jar.

Hi Rich. 

I like marmite - spread thin-thinly, but that looked like a gross experience. Thank you so much for sharing - Perhaps next time, you could add a couple of anchovies - (marmite and anchovies, a typical English breakfast) - Just a thought. But as you say, too much salt isn't good for you, and I must add, I was slightly concerned about that enormous glass of gin you were washing it all down with. Far too early in the morning, if you ask me...

Lovely to see you again. Enjoyed your video.

brilliant - and very brave! Perhaps when you've finshed that jar we can club together and post you another one

Slow down Rich.  Stabbing the knife in for a second time was uncalled for and it is a cause of crumb contamination.  The first scrape was enough for all the slice - there's the thing - if it's too viscous it causes problems.  If the room's ambient temperature won't allow for a soft consistency get a hair dryer and put it to a few seconds use.  

So true about the twiglets Rich, beer makes them taste wonderful. On their own they're okay, but with beer they are one heck of a sensation.

As for the Marmite you did yourself proud. You manned - up and took it on the chin. It's an aquired taste so keep with it. Soon you'll wake up in the middle of the night with a craving, marmite spread thickly on bananas, cheddar cheese dipped into the marmite jar. Then the ultimate, marmite spread thickly on chocolate digestives !

Now you're living the dream Rich... 

I enjoy this transatlantic post Rich.

You need to send in more

But, under no circumstances, take up Jolono's suggestion of 

"...marmite spread thickly on chocolate digestives..."

Try a bagel instead.

Torscot has a point there, Rich. Maybe bagel and cream cheese with a giant blueberry muffin all washed down with sweet milky coffee is the way to go. After all, a good muffin takes a lot of beating.

if you run out of Marmite, Rich, do not despair. You can have the experience of buttered toast   Elsie