Oldpesky Writing the Alphabet

A bogus correspondence.

Dear Everyone,

Football! Glory! Hurrah!

Intolerable judges! Knees left mangled!

Northerner Oldpesky praying quietly, rooting Scotland to ultimate victory. Winning!

xxx
yours,

Zanzibar*

*I have it on good word that Zanzibar is a big fan of Oldpesky’s work. I’ve seen the translations. I can’t swear they were actually Oldpesky stories - to be honest, I can’t read Zanzibarbarian - But I was assured at the embassy that they were indeed authentic.