The Worst Song - With Vocals
By hudsonmoon
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https://soundcloud.com/hudsonmoon/the-worst-song
This is the worst song
that I ever wrote.
It’s about an old lady
in a liverwurst coat.
Her hair it was beehive.
Her shoes leafy green.
Her sauerkraut puss
could melt steel girder beams.
One day while walking
her three-legged rats,
a gator crawled by
and ate ‘em like that.
Said lady to gator
“You’ve got quite a mouthful.
Do you ever eat husbands?
‘Cause I’ve got me a houseful.
“It’s a habit I picked up
in my native Sweden.
Where men sprout from seeds.
Then you bend down and
weed ‘em.
“I hang ‘em on walls
and some from the ceiling,
but they make my heart ache
when they start all that squealing.
“Now they’re starting to smell
like a million dead mouses.
Won’t you come to my house
and go feast on my spouses?”
The gator said, ‘no, ma’am,
grown men make me bloat.
I’d rather eat a woman
in a liverwurst coat.
So he ate her with mustard
and relished it, too.
Then he burped olive buttons
and went back to the zoo.
And if this ain’t the worst song
that I’ve ever written,
I’ll gladly leave town
like a runaway chicken.
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yep. quite a moutful. a true
yep. quite a moutful. a true story penned in the womb, where we're all safe to creep out and bloom. alligator zoo what we need is more true stories like that from you.
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