Hello Haylen

Well Hello Haylen. 

This is your hippocampus speaking. You've already turned down our hypoglamus. You've jolted our amygdola and you're feeling euphoric. So what if we're a liitle dumber, we were too smart to begin with and we can use that blissful reward. We earned it. Turn up the music and slip out of those awesome sandals. Dance, girl dance. Doot Doo.

We're not gonna make any complex decisions in the next hour or so. Nobody's home and the lights are getting dimmer. Go ahead and enjoy the distraction of unexpected pleasure. Turn off the alarms.

You're hearing me now, loud and clear so listen, you're not desperate and you're not unhappy. That's the depressant kicking in. Fight it. Roll with it. You just wanna be happy right? You just want what you want when you want it just like everybdoy else except they always get it and you figure that you don't. Relax, it's just the label talking.

You find yourself very attracted to Rebecca but you don't know what to say either to yourself or her or your so called boyfriend who doesn't give a shit about you and has about as much tenderness as a cactus whereas Rebecca seems to understand soo much.

I can feel my voice fading Haylen. Pretty soon I'll be gone and you'll be on your own. Last thing I want to say is be careful who you call and where you go tonight because you're not gonna remember any of it tomorrow. Don't call Rebecca and for God's sake don't call Ice Rivers. They will remember everything you say and they will assume that you remember. Rivers might even write it down. Before I go, grab a pen and make this note RIGHT NOW....Take Metaphysiction from Krell.

A couple more Tito's and you won't even recall writing that note until you see it tomorrow while registering for the semester.

You've been here in the gap many times before

and what the hell, you're still alive.

So grab your wrap Haylen, you'll find an empty lap Haylen.

Just promise if you go away, you're not gonna drive.

Don't forget to inhale until you cough.

I'm your memory and I'm signing off .