There was a Young Lady (Hangover IP)

There was a young lady who swallowed some wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a young lady who knocked back a cider
It fizzed and bubbled and sloshed round inside her,
She knocked back the cider to wash down the wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a young lady who saw off an ale,
She looked mighty pale when she saw off the ale,
She saw off the ale ‘cause too sweet was the cider,
She knocked back the cider to wash down the wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was young lady who took a tipple of gin,
Oh the grin as she sipped on her gin!
She took the gin to get over the ale,
She saw off the ale ‘cause too sweet was the cider,
She knocked back the cider to wash down the wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a young lady who sipped whisky and coke,
This is no joke, she sipped whiskey and coke,
The whiskey and coke was to take off the edge,
She took the gin to get over the ale,
She saw off the ale ‘cause too sweet was the cider,
She knocked back the cider to wash down the wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a young lady who strawpedo-ed a Reef,
The gas gave her grief when she strawpedo-ed the Reef,
She strawpedo-ed the Reef to keep up with her mates,
The whiskey and coke was to take off the edge,
She took the gin to get over the ale,
She saw off the ale ‘cause too sweet was the cider,
She knocked back the cider to wash down the wine,
I don’t know why she swallowed the wine –
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a young lady popping some aspirin,
And hugging the toilet bowl, retching and gasping,
She popped the aspirin to take care of the pain
Of the wine, cider, ale, gin, whiskey and Reef.
Head pulverised, tripping over her feet,
Groggy eyes, clouded mind,
But she’ll be fine.