The newspapers were full of these things

Creatures from the moon!
Attack of the blood-supping
beasts from the Black Star
They came from a world that we
could not render in 3D!

Attack of the Brood -
Aliens that hunt our skins
They came from a world
beyond all known time and tax
where war is how they have sex

Aliens that want
oil, money, missiles, power
beyond all known. Time
is up! Run! Run for your lives,
It's PM's fault, MP raves

Oil, money, missiles,
beasts from the Black Star - what next?
Run? RUN?! When these live
creatures from the moon have come
to harvest us? Fight the scum!