Searching for the Title to my Magnum Opus
By Jack Cade
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Auschwitz, or 'Les Experiments Questionable'.
Babylon.
Crimes of a Postman.
Delta of Dreams.
Oh, Edith, I'm just not getting it. Something contemporary.
Fire and Drugs?
The Great Gale? Could be a strong central metaphor.
Hotel Abattoir?
I need a title that suggests a tottering colossus of a theme.
Justice on the Tarka Trail.
Kafka's Twat.
Lilies of Venus.
Money - no, that's been done. Credit Cards?
Netraper (could be the 'Lolita' for the chatroom age, says the Guardian,)
or the Optician's Capsicum (concerning war,) or
Polllution, which would actually be about the pollution of our morality.
Quiet, Edith! I'm trying to edutain the masses here.
Racial Chess! Yes! 'The board's black and white, but the issue isn't.'
Sex-Death-Zen, if I was going all voguish.
Terrorism (tm)? Satire ahoy!
Umbrage? Rancour? Disgruntlement?
V is for Violent Methods. VagiNation - feminism from the male P.O.V.
Wank? Irvine Welsh's territory.
Xenodochium of the Damned.
Youth Hostel of the Damned.
Zoo of the Damned. That's it! Zoo of the Damned, by thunder.
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