Fly Boy

Fly Boy

Fly Boy was a cross
Between a boy and a fly
A stupid mistake
Between a freak and a guy.

They felt in the movies
They fumbled in the dark
They played in the car
And made love in the park.

And the unfortunate thing
For this poor guy
Was the woman he loved
Was actually a fly.

Nine months later
The woman gave birth
To the vilest thing
That ever walked this Earth.

But Fly Boy's life was cut short
The Midwife was the culprit
She took a paper, rolled it up
And killed him with one hard hit.