Harry Potter is really Mike

hello people
you may not know a guy called mike but i do. to make it easier i'll
describe him for you. he's small, 17, dark haired and childish. he
thinks he's God's gift to women. he plays with 10 to 12 year old boys
every day. he's slimey. he's creepy. he's the most scary man/boy on
this planet. he takes advantage of young, clueless and desperate women.
usually much much younger. it's the idiot called mike. but i know his
secret. mike is really harry potter. yes, i know it sounds crazy. but
it's true. i saw him one night coming home on the bus, in a hogwarts
cloak and a big pair of round black glasses. his hair was messy. he was
holding a wand(or a stick at least) and no one else was on the bus.
afterwards, the bus disappeared up into the sky. a bolt of lightning
sparks flew out of his wand(or stick) and he started to fly. at this
point i started to shout at him and he saw me. then he knew his secret
was out. he tried to do a memory spell but i avoided the shots of
lightning and ran for it. you may think i'm phyico but really, really
i'm not. mum says i'm going to a hospital tomorow because i need help
with my story. i wonder what help they'll give me. maybe they'll fix my
memory and help me remember more because i think a little of mike's
spell caught my hand when i ran. i feel sorry for him now, the ministry
of magic will have a really bad go at him because a muggle knows the
truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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