All My Friends Agree With Me

I can't believe you said that to me,

you must really hate our country.
Our grandfathers fought in wars to give us voice.

You're a twat, if you're not behind our democratic choice.

 

But, I've read all the news,

can't remember where or whose.

And I've studied all the true facts.

Your comments - I wipe with my own earwax.

 

Boring!!!  All you do is moan and moan,

we're sooo much better off on our own,

Italy won't survive unless we buy prosecco.

Why don't you sod off with your tiny espresso?

 

Why you getting all up tight?
You went to school, right?
I'm reading some stats here giving absolute proof,
from a real news site in Macedonia - it'll blow your roof. 

 

Old friend - my! you've changed - stop, please stop.

 

How dare you block? I'm seething.

Ah? .... I see that you're not listening.
But, I have a statutory right to SHOUT and offend.

I'll track you down my internet "friend".