Bus route 109

Before I start, I am under 30. Im not a ringer for Dot Cotton or any
one of the villains in the Scooby Dooby Doo cartoons. I just hate the
'younger generation' on the BUS!!! People over 21 may not wait in the
queue invented by the 'Good old days' but at least they've still got
manners. When I was a 'youth', I'd sneak off to the cinema from school
to watch 'The Fly' or if I was really bad, maybe I'd steal a packet of
gum or a Wham bar. Now in this millenium of 11 year old murderers and
mobile phone thieves, I feel as if Im entering the apocalyptic scene of
'The Terminator' and the Jehovah Witnesses could all be right. On the
109 bus it seems to be the cool thing to sit with your shoulders
slumped , legs apart with the face of a constipated rottweiler. The
other day, I sat on the back seat of the upper deck (big mistake, only
do this at home in the safety of your over active imagination) and I
crossed my legs. That cross, the cross of death!!! Whilst crossing my
legs, my foot accidentally brushed the trousers of one of the 'back end
of the bus girls'. The following scene occurred:

Girl 1: "F*** my mother f******* trousers, dat bitch, just messed up my
trousers"

Me: I am just getting over what she said and staring at her
braces.

Girl 2: "man, thats not right, did she say sorry?"

Girl 1: " nah, I was gonna wear these tonight...white trash (she really
did say that ???)

Me: Did she really say that??

Girl 2: " Say sorry to my friend"

Me: " if I had done something worth saying sorry for...and theres no
way Im going to apologise if you speak to me like that"

Girls: "**************"

My stop approached and I stood up to get off but they blocked my path,
I had to push and shove my way off that red vehicle!!

White Trash?? She was white herself??

I guess Im not cool enough to understand the 109 bus scene!!!

mmmm....Ovaltine!!!!

Do you find this disturbing or am I getting old??? Please say its vice
not versa!!