You Keep My Feet

you keep my feet firm on the ground
you never let me falter
or make a fool out of myself
and look a proper walter
your intervention's masterful
you stopped my naked hokey-cokey
you glue my lips together
when i try to karaoke
and when i dreamt of modelling
it was only you who saw
i resembled more the 'Roger' one
and not the 'Demi' 'Moore'
only real friends tell such truths
you're cruel to be so kind
such honest words of wisdom
like gold dust are hard to find.