The foolishness begins immediately

We stole a police car on our honeymoon. It's

something we've both always wanted to do.

The first time we met, set up by mutual friends

we couldn't believe the volume of similarities.

both born on the same day to midwife sisters

who lived two hundred miles apart but still spoke

every day. We both moved in with grandparents

when our houses burnt down at primary school

we both start the day with a 200 ml ice cold can

of Pepsi Max we've both seen Paul McCartney

twice, once in concert in Salzburg and once

on the London underground I saw him on

the Central Line and you saw him on the Bakerloo

he must have changed at Oxford Circus.We both

shaved our heads for charity and immediately

regretted it, resenting the process so much

we kept the money raised ourselves, £422

exactly the same as our rent.  Each time 

we order food we choose exactly the same

even our deviations from the menu and in the

police car, you drove because I much prefer

sitting in the passenger seat, reading the map.