Gonads

He squeezed the boys gonads
til his eyes started to
water
saying "this is what happens
when you ravage my
daughter"

he fell to the floor
his face
beetroot red
screaming "it wasn't me
that ravaged
your daughter in bed"

"It wasn't me" he
pleaded
as the dad squeezed again
"the person who
ravaged your daughter
was my twin brother
Ben"

"I'm sorry" said the father
I've
always got you two mixed up
allow me to drive you to the
hospital
to get your gonads fixed up.