Another Twelve Days Of Christmas
By mcscraic
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On the first day of Christmas my employer offered me a big cut in my annual salary .
On the second day of Christmas the boss said to me I’m cutting back cost’s of running this company .
On the third day of Christmas the miser handed me a bill for tools and a job in the factory .
On the forth day of Christmas I had to endure all of what the crazy foreman said he though of me .
On the fifth day of Christmas when I walked in the door the so and so said they had terminated me .
On the sixth day of Christmas the bank they said to me they won’t cover that cheque for your redundancy .
On the seventh day of Christmas it was said to me that in receivership had gone the company .
On the eighth day of Christmas the kids handed me all their letters to post for Santa ASAP .
On the ninth day of Christmas I got down on my knee and asked God to help me in my difficulty .
On the tenth day of Christmas my wife said to me there was a phone call today from the state lottery .
On the eleventh day of Christmas the news on TV was the Christmas lottery winner who was me .
On the twelfth of Christmas I bought back the company and my old boss began working there for me .
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