A Smelly Old Boat

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 A Smelly Old Boat

By Paul McCann

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Limey O’Rhimey was a sailor and he sailed the seven seas,

with a slimey crew of Blittertons,

in a boat made out of cheese.

They were captured by a barrel of monkeys,

who all wore smelly shoes ,

 leaving poor Limey and the Blittertons,

with nothing left to loose .

So one night while the monkeys were sleeping,

they slipped mickey a Finn, and he took the Finn to the Barrel ,

all of the monkeys were in .

The Finn had magic potion,

 that put all the monkeys to sleep,

the sailors broke free and took their smelly shoes,

right from off their feet

and their barrel of fun,

they took to the sea, in their cheesy boat,

then inside a floating bottle,

they sent all the monkeys a note .

We have stowed away your smelly old shoes

and your barrel of fun,

now we’re sailing off, in our cheesy boat,

into the setting sun .

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