No Staring

Fat people, thin people, those with large hats or a shock of dyed
hair, men who look like women or women looking like men, three-legged
dogs and lucky black cats, bald men, short men, giants swaying above
seven feet tall, goose-pimpled streakers, people who skip and people
who trip over their feet, people with piercings and naughty tattoos,
men with odd beards and moustachioed ladies, any other race and couples
that publicly kiss, boys with big ears and girls with six toes, police
chasing robbers, identical twins and sextuplet prams, married couples
in his 'n hers coats or individuals who smell like a goat, people with
scars or driving fast cars, stars with big minders and teams of female
footballers, people with musical instruments or in wheelchairs, hoards
of backpackers and people smoking a pipe, someone off telly and someone
you think you might know, nearly visible nipples and interesting VPL's,
whistlers going to work and crying ex-lovers, joggers who run and small
crawling children, fashion disasters and people with limbs set in
plaster, people who loiter and lost tourists with maps, heavily
pregnant women or epileptics on the ground, religious preachers and any
man in a kilt or a gown, people with one joining eye-brow or missing a
limb, workmen carrying ladders or exposing a builder's bum, people
dressed to the nines and people who've drunk too much wine, ghosts with
no shadow and those who don't touch the ground, feet with bells tied to
their heels or mouths that can't help singing aloud and then all those
very dull people who just stand and stare.