Teddy bear's picnic

If you go down in the woods today you'd better go in disguise
If you go down in the woods today you'll never believe your eyes
For every bear that ever there was is gathered there for certain
because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their "RAVE-UP"

There's Angel bear that come on their bikes dressed in their leather
gear
There's gallons of Scrumpy, green and lumpy and horrible Watney's
beer
Yogi downed a pint of it quick was very promptly horribly sick
And filled up both of Paddington's new wellies

Rave-up time for teddy bears the little teddy bears are having a lovely
time today
Grooving to those heavy sounds the ones that Status quo Know how to
play
Fresca bear is freaking out he's frothing and he's blown his little
brain
Rupert's spaced he's on a trip, Winnie-the pooh is doing a strip
They reckon he's on the game

Now ever bear that's ever been go is sure of a treat today
'Cause mummy and daddy and baby bear have found a new game to
play
Beneath the leaves where nobody sees Goldilocks is tied up to a
tree
And you can bet your life she's getting more than porridge.

Rave-up time for teddy bears the little teddy bears are having a lovely
time today
Groping in the under growth oh what would Enid Blyton have to say
See them gaily stagger round collapsing on the ground they haven't got
any cares
At 12 'clock the coppers are coming to take them all away
'Cause they've been naughty little teddy bears.