Playing Dirty

Another dirty poem
From the queen of dirty prose
She likes to keep things grubby
As everybody knows
The subject of today
Is a very dirty game
Not an Olympic event
But prestigious all the same

Best played with little clothing
And at least two must take part
An audience is required
To referee this fine art
There are no strict rules to follow
So really anything goes
You can't help but do it dirty
From your fingers to your toes

Two girls make a very good contest
As most blokes would agree
Plenty of room to roll around
Is needed, So you see
Seriously dirty players
Will finish caked in crud
There's nothing quite so dirty
As wrestling in mud!