ACRONYMS

my woman told me "you're a PIG"...i scowled and asked her why
"P just stands for PRETTY and IG ? ....IMPORTANT GUY"
i said to her "i get the drift" and gave this game a twirl
remarked to her "you're quite the HAG".....that's HOT ANGELIC GIRL"
she said "you're such an ASS, but don't get hot beneath the collar
all i meant by that is just AMAZINGLY SMART SCHOLAR"
i turned to my sweet love and told her "baby, you're a COW
a CLUSTERFUL OF WONDERS and i'd love to kiss you now"
"lets BE ENTIRELY DEVILISH" , she turned to me and said
i thought that sounded wonderful and off we went to BED