HUNGARIANS WERE HUNGRY

hungarians were hungry
with no food there to be found
and so they looked within a map
to take a look around

they zeroed in on turkey
for that really sounded good
and then invaded turkey
like a hungry person would

alas, you can't eat turkey
lest you fry it up so fine
for raw meat will destroy you
when you belly up to dine

but they were very anxious
that their hunger soon would cease
they looked inside the map again
and they discovered greece

for greece will cook the turkey
every gourmet understands
but it is so barbaric
to just eat it with bare hands

and so they checked the map again
and china they did find
on china, greasy turkey sat
hungarians then dined