Beards- of the goatie variety

Goatie Beards

Facial hair is fun to grow
Especially when you want to know
What people really think and say
When they saw you just the other day.
You were clean shaven in the pub
And now you look like an east-end thug!

A myriad of disguises they provide,
If you really want to hide.
Thick and neat or pencil thin,
Either or, it'll need a trim.
Goatie beards are a funtime pursuit,
Especially if you're trivially hirsute!

By Matt Eagles