Birthday

It was my birthday yesterday
and the coolest gift has come my way:
a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts
and I've got placing it down to an art!
When Granny came to birthday tea,
I sat her down right next to me -
the foulest noise then filled the air
(it was under the padding, on her chair!)
Poor Granny bowed her head in shame -
I was delighted with this game!
But as Gran turned the brightest red
my rotten Mum sent me to bed!