TOMORROW NEVER LIES

- what the papers might say, etc.

 

“EMERGENCY BREXIT!”

-multiple headlines

 

“When I was young and selfish, I probably would have voted Conservative. Later, as an angst-ridden adolescent, I leaned more towards Labour. But now that I’m grown up and can think for myself, I support the Liberal Democrats.

“-The Liberal Democrats. Better off in.”

 -party political broadcast on behalf of the Liberal Democrats[/Progressive Alliance]

 

“Alternative fact: dignity and integrity of highest office enhanced by Trump presidency.”

 -Fake Newsweek

 

“Eco horror! echo Labour.

Save the whale! con serving spivs.

Ice bears drowning, Al Gore frowning,

Burn it all till nothing lives!...”

 -from “The Blighting [An Environmental Horror Story]” -Cyberbard

 

“Brexit will be a short, sharp shock compared to the long-drawn-out agony of a Jeremy Corbyn government”

 -The Day Tomorrow

 

"The Rise of the Bouffant Buffoons: Bojo joins the Donald on the world stage..."

 -Public Eye

 

“Turkey’s EU membership bid receives boost as Brussels announces vacancy.”

-European Times

 

“...Trouble’s brewin’.

Earth’s in ruin.

The ground is cracking:

It’s go! for fracking...”

 -from “The Blighting [An Environmental Horror Story]” -Cyberbard

 

 “Shootin’ Putin - political thriller series launches in which the Russian question is resolved with extreme prejudice.”

 -Radio Times

 

“ELECTION 2020: A GUIDE TO THE PARTIES

The Conservative rump: the cult of Boris

New Old Labour: the Corbynistas (Jezza’s Marxist wrecking crew).

The Swivel-eyed Raving Loony Party: Nigel Farage’s latest vehicle.

The Progressive Alliance: Hobson’s choice.”

 -Public Eye

 

“Huawei The Lads! - comedy drama series set in Chinese tech factory outside Newcastle.”

 -Radio Times

 

 “Leave to remain: the Great British Back Off”

 -commentary on outcome of second Brexit referendum