Superish
By pepsoid
Sun, 08 Dec 2013
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I am Neo!
I am The One!
I am the Man of Steel!
I am the Dark Knight!
I am the Shield Against the Darkness!
I am the Fire in the Ice!
I am the Hammer of Justice!
I am the Sword of Truth!
I am He Who Leaps Out From the Shadows and Socks You in the Chops!
I am the Winged Avenger!
I have Very Fast Trainers!
I am a Wizard!
I am a Demigod!
I am Amazing!
I always have Clean Underwear!
I have a Secret Identity!
Nobody knows my Name!
Nobody knows where I Live!
Nobody knows where I Shop!
My Facebook Privacy Settings are Very High!
I have Velcro Trousers!
I Always Get my Five-a-Day!
I eat Three Shredded Wheat!
I'm a Lumberjack!
And I'm Okay!
I put on Womens's Clothing!
And Hang Around in Bars!
I always put the Toilet Seat Down!
I know what the Fox Says!
I know Pi to Twenty-Three Digits!
I can do Simultaneous Equations!
I am a Great Team Player!
And yet I can Work Independently!
I pay attention to Detail!
I have a GSOH!
I watch Eastenders!
I can Change a Lightbulb!
I know where the Spoons Are!
I know which Way is Up!
I am Poetry in Motion!
I Iron My Socks!
I Polish My Rocks!
I Lock the Locks!
I peel the Orange!
I grate the Cheese!
I clean the Shower!
I am...!
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